Noël Wells
Nude

The beautiful brunette Noël Wells (named such because of her birthday being just two days before Christmas) hails from San Antonio, Texas. After getting the boys long in the dong and capital H, horny at the University of Texas at Austin, she joined the Upright Citizens Brigade in L.A. and appeared in a bunch of web skits for sites like CollegeHumor and Cracked. Eventually she made her way to the 2013-2014 season of SNL, but despite her top notch, but top on, impression of the always naked Lena Dunham character Hannah on Girls, they didn’t hire her to come back for the next season. Rather than take the L and sulk about it, Noël moved on to do voice work in shows like Gentleman Lobsters, before joining Aziz Ansari‘s Master of None and writing and starring in her own movie, Mr. Roosevelt (2017). We were jacking to her performing her trade on Master of None, the Netflix series where she starred as Rachel, and once wore a red bra as Ansari went down on her. But her best work came in her own helmed flick, Mr. Roosevelt, where she strips off a bikini top to bare her boobs lakeside, just like the rest of the well endowed crew of fine females she’s rolling with, and shows us her butt after a sex scene. Writing in a ton of female nudity, and popping your top off in the movie you wrote? Well done, Miss Wells! We got to see her in a bra and panties, having sex with a man in Happy Anniversary (2018), but for the most part Noël has stuck to voice acting in shows like Craig of the Creek and Star Trek: Lower Decks. We’ll skip those ones and try to rent the movies where we can see her body live and in person. If Noël Wells’ body is on screen, that’s a dollar well spent!